does anyone really care about politics anymore?

i'm just asking if they do, since most of our news doesn't even address real politics anymore. instead we're confronted with things like OMGZ SANCHEZ BLASTS STEWART B/C TEH INTRANETS AND CNN IS FULL OF JEWISH GOOOOOONS.

...really?


 okay, i understand that stewart is a political figure because he is a commentator, much to the extend of sanchez, and yes i do happen to like stewart...but gah, when people "in the field" start attacking FAKE NEWS programs, you start to wonder if all of our news is just one big joke. 
 
one big joke, also synonymous with the last uhhhh...how many years has it been since the last good president? haven't they all been jokes? and liars?...and gypsys, tramps, and thieves? (rofl)

 oh, eff it. my vote is

Atchison in '49! WOO WOO!

(but not really because the whole bleeding kansas thing kinda sucked and was totally lame)